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gllorious:

mom can you give me $1000000 please it’s for school

sxrreal:

When I say “please don’t take a picture of me” it’s not because I’m being bitchy and stubborn, it’s because if I see that picture I will seriously feel so bad about myself and think I am the ugliest thing on earth and sink a little deeper into self consciousness and hatred.

tightvaginas:

three things i’ll say in awkward situations:

  • hahahahah
  • omg
  • idk

teacher:  e-mail me the assignment by monday. i'll need your e-mail address.
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me:  tastybitch69@aol.com

lrnaonerd:

how do people rap i cant even talk without messing it up

dulect:

how to get up in the morning

  • you don’t